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This is my page for Alessandro Cortini. I would buy the domain alessandrocanibiteyourankle.com, but I have run out of money. This page, though, is the least I can do. If you guys have any pictures that would look good on here, please send them to me (I have a hard time choosing :/).

Dear Alessandro,

So, you're leaving NIN, eh? I don't blame you, Trent's a douche. (your sarcasm alarm should be going off right about now). In all seriousness, I wish you all the best in everything that you're going to be doing in the future, Modwheelmood, blindoldfreak, all of that. You are so talented, and I will miss seeing you in the band, you were the perfect fit for NIN.

Your accent is adorable. I _love_ guys with accents. And musically, you can rock the keyboards and synths like no other. You added something new and different to NIN's songs live, and I'm definitely going to miss seeing that.

I could go on for a while on this subject, but I'm going to stop now before I fangirl all over the place.

But, even though you aren't going to be in NIN anymore, my previous question is still relevant.

So Alessandro, how about it?

Can I bite your ankle?

Love, Staci Tipsword

Pictures! (thanks to Iris and Bonnie Jean for these!!!)